His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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