I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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