Sponge bath it is.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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