Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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