Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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