White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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