Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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