Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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