I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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