Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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