that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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