I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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