I don't think brook has ever known best
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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