i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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