well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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