You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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