Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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