also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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