Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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