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this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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