Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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