Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's blow job season.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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