Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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