Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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