even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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