i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She even gives head with a lisp.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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