then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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