So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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