guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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