He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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