That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
