Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
