Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Are these your boobs on my camera?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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