my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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