so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
