OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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