I am puke
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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