Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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