Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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