and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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