Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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