the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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