Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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