New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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