youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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