I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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