Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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