HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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