so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
