Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
