ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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