your room smells of hookers.
And success
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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